The Riverbank

All Seasons Guest Retreat

...Yes: Anoka!

If you didn't already know... Anoka is JUST AS HIP as those other small towns - not just your granny's favorite town for an afternoon nap! (BTW, who doesn't love and NEED a good nap!?)

- The first "Social District" in Anoka's utterly darling Historic Downtown along the scenic Rum River Channel is open for the 3rd year until October 5th!

- Stone's throw Rum River Memorial Park hosts SO MANY THINGS like the weekly Farmer's Market (+ food trucks!) paired with weekly Outdoor Concerts... bring a comfy blanket & picnic basket filled w/ snacks!  (Psst... that's 1 of the packages we offer.) 

- Oh and that whole "Halloween Capital of the World" (since 1920) thing!  

* More to come, gotta go mow the lawn! 

      A few of our favorites you MUST try!

      Technically in the Suburbs, BUT!

      - Crooners... have you heard of them? Pick a show, any show! Legendary! A Must! How's that for a review!? A hop/skip/jump from us.

      - Rollerskate @ Cheap Skate

      - Bowling @ Classic Bowl 

      - Laser tag?  Bumper cars?  Head to Grand Slam and knock yourself out, just not literally!

      *** Incidentally if you did end up knocking yourself out, twisting an ankle, or are in need of urgent medical care, Mercy Hospital is right around the corner.  

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